fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
