Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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