My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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