Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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