similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
