she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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