Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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