How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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