Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Drake has all the answers
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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