i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
