the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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