i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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