While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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