No period for spring break; use this wisely.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Randomize
