hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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