the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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