But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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