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just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south

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(540): just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south http://tfl.nu/fqw1

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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.

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(636): she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love. http://tfl.nu/j1yq

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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.

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(479): he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that. http://tfl.nu/u07t

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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.

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(912): She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious. http://tfl.nu/k9y8

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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before

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he probably also told you he thought u were pretty

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(512): he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before (806): he probably also told you he thought u were pretty http://tfl.nu/s8x5

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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night

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(214): The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night http://tfl.nu/8pzt

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(417): View more from Missouri

Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.

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(417): Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever. http://tfl.nu/md7w

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there's a liquor store near my therapist

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i might give it a shot.

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(617): there's a liquor store near my therapist (617): i might give it a shot. http://tfl.nu/u2kn

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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.

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Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.

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(313): I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges. (1-313): Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss. http://tfl.nu/0qrk

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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.

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(650): I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage. http://tfl.nu/zawq

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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.

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(206): Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table. http://tfl.nu/tpao

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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG

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HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS

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(614): TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG (1-614): HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS http://tfl.nu/fp5t

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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.

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(970): If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes. http://tfl.nu/8b4y

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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation

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(406): Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation http://tfl.nu/7kli

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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"

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(941): "Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?" http://tfl.nu/ffpa

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