i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.