In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.