i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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