doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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