He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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