Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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