its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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