It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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