Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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