You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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