Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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