Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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