Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
