By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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