why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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