I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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