Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You are a genius and a whore.
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