Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
babies were throwing up all over the place
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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