I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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