just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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