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Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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