She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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