we're blogging at a bar
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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