don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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