Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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