Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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