I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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