There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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