please come you make the beer taste better
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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