Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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