Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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