only if we run a train.
done.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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