I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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