I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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