I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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