i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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