he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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