Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
