I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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